Last Updated on 21 June 2024

Elf (2003) quotes

• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
• Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
• Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad.
  Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
• Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
• Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco… Frannncisco… Franciscooo…
• Good news! I saw a dog today!
• Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS!
• I like to whisper too!
• I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
• I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you wanna eat food?
• It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
• SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA’S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
• SON of a NUTcracker!
• This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
• We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
• Why are you smiling like that?
  I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.
• You did it! Congratulations! “World’s Best Cup of Coffee.” Great job, everybody. It’s great to meet you.
• You feeling strong, my friend? Call me “elf” one more time.
  He’s an angry elf.
• You sit on a throne of lies!
• You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa.