Last Updated on 22 June 2024

Hot Fuzz (2007) quotes

• And he had one thing you haven’t got.
  What’s that, sir?
  A great, big, bushy beard!
• Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, ‘Aaaaaaah?’
• The Greater Good.
• Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
  No.
  Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
  No.
  Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
  Yes, I have.
  Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
  No!
• I didn’t mean to upset the apple cart.
  Oh yeah, cause we all sell apples ’round here, don’t we?
  Your dad sells apples, Andy.
  And raspberries.
• I suppose you’re wondering why we call them the “Andies”?
  They’re both called Andrew?
  They said you were good!
• It’s Frank! He’s appointed himself Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
  He’s not Judge Judy, an Executioner.
• So what made you want to become a policeman?
  Officer.
  What made you want to become a policeman-officer?
  I don’t remember a time when I didn’t want to be a police officer… apart from the summer of 1979 when I wanted to be Kermit the Frog. It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake – arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn’t stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.
  He sounds like a good bloke.
  Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.
• Well, I wouldn’t argue that it wasn’t a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
• Yarp.
• You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
  Everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!
  Like who?
  Farmers.
  Who else?
  Farmers’ mums.