Last Updated on 22 June 2024

The Muppet Movie (1979) quotes

• Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat – a Studebaker.
• It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.
• It’s too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd’s getting ugly.
  Huh. If you think this crowd’s ugly, you should see the dancing girls.
• I’ve seen detergents leave a better film than this.
• Listen, we’re a small business but we’ve expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don’t you frogs expand?
  That’s a myth.
  What?
  Myth! Myth!
  Yeth?
• Listen, when you’ve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you’ve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.
• Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it’s champagne!
  Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.
• Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.
• Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
• That’s my jack.
  Oh, hi Jack!
  Jack not name! Jack job!
• That’s the toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth!
  Why not complain to the owner?
  I am the owner.
• That’s why I live alone.
  You do, huh?
  You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
  Nice and simple.
  Stay away from women. That’s my motto.
  But I can’t.
  Neither can I. And that’s my trouble.
• They don’t look like Presbyterians to me.
• This guy’s lost.
  Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
  Good grief, it’s a running gag.
• We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!
• What’s happening?
  At the moment, we’re what’s happenin’.
• Where did you learn to drive?
  I took a correspondence course.