Last Updated on 22 June 2024
The Muppet Movie (1979) quotes
- Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat – a Studebaker.
- It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.
- It’s too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd’s getting ugly.
Huh. If you think this crowd’s ugly, you should see the dancing girls. - I’ve seen detergents leave a better film than this.
- Listen, we’re a small business but we’ve expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don’t you frogs expand?
That’s a myth.
What?
Myth! Myth!
Yeth? - Listen, when you’ve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you’ve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.
- Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it’s champagne!
Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho. - Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.
- Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
- That’s my jack.
Oh, hi Jack!
Jack not name! Jack job! - That’s the toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth!
Why not complain to the owner?
I am the owner. - That’s why I live alone.
You do, huh?
You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Nice and simple.
Stay away from women. That’s my motto.
But I can’t.
Neither can I. And that’s my trouble. - They don’t look like Presbyterians to me.
- This guy’s lost.
Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
Good grief, it’s a running gag. - We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!
- What’s happening?
At the moment, we’re what’s happenin’. - Where did you learn to drive?
I took a correspondence course.